Why SEOLinkVine Sucks

Last Edited: November 4th, 2011 – and SEOLinkVine STILL SUCKS…

I want to rank for that term, let me say it again: SEOLinkVine sucks.

Let me start off by saying I do not have a bone to pick with Brad Callen or Matt – I think both of these guys are pretty awesome in their mental acuity and marketing savvy. I also happen to think that SEOLinkVine has the most user-friendly system of all the submitters I’ve tried.

And let me say it again for SEO purposes and for the fact that I want you to understand me clearly: SEOLinkVine Sucks.

I just wish I could say “I’ve tried them all,” but I haven’t. I’ve tried SEOLinkVine after falling head over heels for Unique Article Wizard (thanks to Mike Iser and Ruth).

Then I added ArticleRanks and iSnare, only iSnare can’t offer any measurable way to evaluate their service so I have no idea if they “work” but they’re cheaper than dirt. Of course I swear by Magic Article Submitter, Magic Submitter, ArticleBot and R2D2…

Note: I no longer recommend either ArticleBot or Magic Article Submitter. I did discover that UAW, ArticleRanks, Article Marketing Robot and BuildMyRank worked best. BuildMyRank and Article Marketing Robot were not around when this was written, and are my two top choices.

So to be clear, Brad Callen, if you’re reading this: your programming skills are fine. I love the way SEOLinkVine accepts ALL spin syntax (are you listening, ArticleRanks?). I love the way SEOLinkVine has…you know what, that’s really all I love about it except the green color scheme

Here’s why SEOLinkVine SUCKS (sorry, but right now it just does, straight up).

First off, I began my whole A-Bomb deal, with massive submissions through various channels, aimed at web 2 properties. Come to find out that my properties skyrocketed, and tapered off, and are hovering sorta, so it worked-ish.

What I think I should have done instead is drip-fed the articles rather than nuked them. (Hey you! Yeah, I heard that, you just said, “No *bleep* Sherlock!” Watch that language.) The experiment did rank my lenses rather rapidly, my Hubs I can’t really tell. Let me check…

…OK. That was fun. I do not currently have a tool to check for rankings of my Hubs, other than an eyeballing of the SERPs manually. What I discovered on the way to check my rankings was interesting: the shrapnel of my A-Bomb!

I had several articles on the first five pages, which are linked to my lenses and hubs, which are linked to my site, which is linked to my bank account.

A-Bomb’s doing its thang (what did y’all expect?)…Did I mention those articles are from UAW and Magic Submitter?

I don’t necessarily care if the articles can be found on a self-contained blog network, like SEOLV reports to be. For security purposes I don’t mind if it’s only the Google bots finding those links and passing my properties some juice…but it is interesting to note that the articles on the directories are what I find.

So other than the shrapnel from my A-Bomb, none of it owing to SEOLinkVine that I can see, what’s made me take the time to write “SEOLinkVine Sucks Because In Article Marketing Size Matters”?

Primarily two things:

SEOLinkVine has terrible targeting when it comes to “free content.” If you’re auto-blogging with it, I’d say you’re nuts or I just don’t have a clue.

When I used them on a few sites a few months ago, they blasted my sites with tons of back end users (I don’t like opening my admin panel to find other author profiles, sorry, that’s tacky and creepy), and with content that was as far off-base as Betty Crocker selling Plutonium to Libya.

I have micro-niche sites (except this here), very targeted in their scope. What I don’t want is an article on my basket weaving website (as an example not in fact) lauding the use of Marijuana.

That last part was a fact: I had an article lauding the use of Mary Jane, and my site had nothing to do with burning trees or getting the munchies…

Lame targeting, I’ll just put it that way. I also don’t enjoy this screen shot:

SEOLinkVine Sucks

SEOLinkVine Article Marketing Statistics Haven't Changed Since 6-28-10

It might be hard to see, but as of 6-28-10, I had 3 articles in SEOLinkvine, with 51 submission attempts, 36 approvals, 12 pending, 34 published. Not too bad, right?

Did you check your calendar? It’s July 15, 2010 as I write this scathing review of why SEOLinkVine Sucks…(Did I rank for that term yet? I’ll keep saying it.) NO Movement in their system = No progress = Why did I pay for that lousy service again?

Something tells me that the ad copy on SEOLinkVine claiming that its “Size and Strength” really make it a powerful solution to your backlinking, Google-dominating, SERPs-crushing, niche-blasting (insert hype and hogwash) is…

…remember that scene in Back to the Future (it’s in all 3) where Biff hits the manure truck? That’s a LOT like what the copywriting is like on the SEOLV site, promising the size and results and delivering Biff’s manure truck.

Only, I’m playing the part of Biff, and Brad Callen’s Marty. See, as the customer, I just got crapped on. I don’t play nice when I lose money to crappy service…SEOLinkVine sucks.

I agree with the copywriting in that size matters. But SEOLinkVine just doesn’t have that yet, which is the best explanation I have for the dismal numbers. I got those same submission numbers easily with

(( MANUAL SUBMISSIONS ))

so why in Google’s index would I actually

(( Pay Money ))

for something I could do

(( And Have Done ))

for free?

To quote Flava Flav from Public Enemy, “Don’t believe the hype!” Keep your money and pay someone to do your writing

(( Like hire someone on Elance?! ))

who can submit your articles onto directories that get ranked, on sites that get found by human beings (they have wallets and bank accounts, Google spiders don’t).

I’m in the middle of re-testing ArticleRanks but I’ll tell you what, with numbers like these, using the same 3 articles in the same amount of time as SEOLV…Just take a look:

ArticleRanks Review Article Submission 7-15-10

ArticleRanks Review Article Submission 7-15-10

Because I am doing a test (as a freelancer for another gig) for ArticleRanks, you’ll need to subtract 20 articles from those figures, which means in reality: Published 130 articles, with 147 Distributed, 1 rejected and 16 Pending.

Hmm…lemme think…

Eureka! I think I’ll keep Unique Article Wizard and ArticleRanks (in fact, I just signed up for their monthly service at $39 a month). SEOLinkVine needs to step their game up with some serious virtual real estate, or at least be honest with their definition of “huge.”

UNLESS by “huge” they mean “waste of time,” then I’ll agree with their copywriter, no offense to Mr. Callen. I detest over-selling and under-delivering, call it a pet peeve or false advertising. In either event, SEOLinkVine sucks for the time being.

It bugs me when I pay for stagnant article submissions. Manual submissions, another Magic Submitter submission, another UAW or ArticleRanks blast would have been time and money better spent.

One last thing about SEOLinkVine, to leave things on a bit of a chipper note: I think it would be a great service if the network was bigger. Size matters in article marketing.

So far, the best results I’ve seen from SEOLV is their copywriting. I actually believed the ballyhoo.

Until they get that network actually working the way it’s reported to work (in what niches? I blasted two very popular niches: health and SEO…), I can only recommend you spend your money elsewhere, like UAW, Magic Submitter, or buy the $2 per submission articles at ArticleRanks (or hold off until you’ve read the results of the current test).

The Winners So Far In My Backlinking Efforts

Magic Submitter

Article Marketing Robot

Unique Article Wizard

ArticleRanks

BuildMyRank

Since this was written, I’d recommend BuildMyRank and Article Marketing Robot as 2 essential tools, the rest still work but these two are more than enough.

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For now, SEOLinkVine Sucks. Put your money elsewhere, like a freelance article marketer, or software that actually works.

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